12 Days of Christmas

so, here's my version (some days)
All moms feel free to sing along.....

On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me,
a promise to do their laundry!

On the second day of Christmas, my children gave to me,
two "I'll be late"s,
and a promise to do their laundry!

(skip to the 12th verse...for all those who aren't moms and don't need the repetitive emphasis)

On the 12th day of Christmas, my children gave to me,
twelve sinks of dishes,
eleven sad report cards
ten pleas for money
nine midnight phone calls
eight friends on couches
seven loans for college
six "I'm just saying"s
five "Love you, MOM!!!!!"s
(right before the....)
four cell phone bills
three wrecked cars
two "I'll be late"s
and
A PROMISE TO DO THEIR LAUNDRY!!!

Merry Christmas!!